The f*cking chaos ends here¶

Because dev life is messy enough. We can't fix your bugs, but we can:

help you recover disk space
help you keep your 69 side-projects and their 420 dependencies up-to-date
help you prettify your code so it doesn't suck
help you remove those built executables abandoned in your /out directory for ages

- from a single command. It's not magic, it's F*ckingNode—and that name is shipping to production.

On this website you'll find all you need to know about how to use this CLI.

Features¶

From a single command:

automated cleanup of NodeJS projects
automated cleanup of global caches (especially useful for pnpm, where a single global cache exists)
automated updates of NodeJS projects
automated linting of NodeJS projects
automated prettying of NodeJS projects
automated removal of unneeded files (e.g. dist/, out/...)
automated commit of lint / prettify / update changes in your code

Plus other features like:

automated migration from one package manager to another (e.g. npm -> pnpm) and dependency installation, from a single command
automated cloning of a repo, dependency installation, and opening of your favorite editor, from a single command
for "storage emergencies", automated removal of entire node_modules across all of your projects (you guessed it, from a single command)

And that's it for now.

This website is work in progress, some pages are missing and will be done later on.